UK's largest space project doomed to failure

The third and final satellite forming part of a new high bandwidth military communications network will be launched into orbit. It will have coverage in all areas where British forces operate, it will be very secure, able to block attempts to "jam" the communications and has cost close to £3.6bn.

It will, however, fail miserably. Why? Because they called it the dumbest and potentially most provocative name possible for a military project. Skynet.

Some of you will be lost, others will realise immediately that the British military has learned nothing whatsoever from James Cameron's Terminator. What are you doing, you fools!? You are playing with fire, it won't be long before this satellite communications network becomes self aware and turns against the human race. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!